For Porter. (Finally)

PETA: Eh, they can do what they want. I don't have anything against them

zombies: Yes, I do have a zombie apocalypse plan.

sexism: I guess I am sexist. I'll take boys over girls anyday.

words with more than four syllables: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, colloquialism.. this is hard

plural words ending in "i": octopi,  cacti, platypi

mercury (the liquid silver stuff, not the planet): I've played with it.

GOOD vampire vs. lycan stories (like Underworld): Um, I have no comment

NBA lockout: It's over. And I didn't really care to begin with.

GlaxoSmithKline: Well, I tried figuring out who they were, and all I got from their website was, "Yay! We're a super happy feel good conglomerate! HEAL ALL THE PEOPLE!!!".. yea.

the new FDA-mandated warning labels for cigarette packages: Don't smoke guys. It's dumb.

the weather (snow): I H A T E S N O W T H E E N D

cars: Spencer has the coolest car of all time.

money: IS STUPID. I hate it. I really do.

fish sticks: Used to be my favorite in the whole world. No longer.

camels: I want one. Like.  I'm not kidding. 

animals with four or less fingers/toes (like chameleons):.. man I wish I was a chameleon 

fruits that are often mistaken for vegetables and vice versa: Is it tomato, or tomato.

work: I LOVE MY JOB

water parks and/or roller coasters: I haven't been to a theme/water park since I was like, 14. Sad story, I know.

underwater hotels: Why haven't they been invented yet?

old board games: I hate board games.  

toddlers and young kids still addicted to bottles, pacifiers, etc: I think it's cute? Nothing wrong with that.

classified ads: They're quite handy.

used cars: I don't discriminate.

D.B. Cooper: It's all a conspiracy, man. 

Google Chrome, Firefox, and Internet explorer: Chrome owns, Firefox sucks, and Internet Explorer is making a good effort.

Apple vs. Adobe and their childish competitions: Apple wins. Always. & Adobe needs to calm down, and let Apple win.

Nikon vs. Canon: They're both splendid cameras, but I've worked more with a Canon sooo, that's where my loyalty lies.

Pirates: I did a report about pirates when I was 12.

Alaska: "I can see Russia from my house!"

names that start with M: Mandy, Marvin, Michael, Marissa, Melissa, Mark, Martin, Michel, Martha, Melvin, Merlin, Mabel, McKenzie, McKay, Madeline, Madison
cowboys:.. I'm indifferent.

bird houses: OMGILOVETHEMTHEY'RESOCUTE

religion: This needs an entire post dedicated to it.

politics: This as well.

pillows: Kay, let's be real. Pillows are this shiz. 

star wars: Lord of the Rings is LOGICALLY the better movie. Don't even try to argue with me on that 

star trek: Watch it almost everyday.

Fringe: What like bangs? Cause I always. have bangs

LCD vs Plasma tvs: Don't watch TV enough to have an opinion on this.

Pinterest: Addicted. 

Hugh Laurie: What a beautiful. beautiful man.

the state of Nebraska: I guess.. I would like to live there.. Someday.. Maybe? I hear they have a nice furniture store. 

food colouring: It makes everything better. Sugar cookies? Why not PINK sugar cookies?! or. Why not Zoidberg.. Either way. 

cupcakes: I. Love. Cupcakes. Like really. Buy me one and I'll be your best friend. 

the dangers of Giraffes: Well, I'm so short that they probs wouldn't see me, and then they'd trample me.. That's dangerous I guess. 

cell phones: Come on, we alllll know we couldn't live without them now.

the ever-changing facebook chat: Vomit. Twitter's where it's at. Dehh..

BYU vs Utah: UTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except.. I don't watch football.. Like ever. They're both good schools.

the Resident Evil series: Never seen it.. Sorry Porter 

ice: Real Talk, ice is better in pebble form.

panda bears: OH MY HECK. Every time I see one I just wanna snuggle it. 

gas fireplaces: ... and? 

camping: I <3 camping :) 

flowers: I secretly realllyyyy like getting flowers. but only secretly. shh.

ducks: If you like feeding ducks, raise your hand. *raises hand* 

perry the platypus: You know all those Chuck Norris jokes?.. yea, they were all made about Perry. Fact. 

balloon animals: I got a dino one once.  

quilting: I respect the quilters, man. That shit takes a lot of time and effort. (scuse my swearing there) 

finger puppetry: I really don't know how I feel about this. 

phobialist.com: I just learned I have Athazagoraphobia

cows: Eat more Chicken guys. Just do it.

National Parks: I LOVE YELLOWSTONE

French Door refridgerators: Are efficient, and annoying, and should never be placed with one side against a wall. 

hippos: You know that game, Hungry Hungry Hippos? I love that game. 

police brutality: I've never dealt with a brutal police man. I have sat in the back of a police cruiser. That's scary

mummification: Okay, the Egyptians were so freaking smart. 

slides.: OH MY. I love slides. Water slides, slip n slides, playground slides. I LOVE SLIDES! 

buttons: They're way cute :) 

collections (coins, stamps, lunch boxes.): I don't collect anything... unless you count shoes..  

lions: I look like one in the morning. My hair is ridiculous.

waste disposal: Recycle <3

pasta roni: I could eat pasta till the cows come home

gingerbread houses.:  Man, I wish I could make a good looking one. They're just so dang adorable!

"happy holidays" vs "merry christmas.": If you believe in Jesus, say Merry Christmas. If you don't. Say it anyways if you expect Christmas presents

cake pops.: I'm drooling now, thankyou. 

chocolate: Causes breakouts. But sometimes I just don't care. 

skittles: I like the tropical ones. and the sour ones, but not the regular ones.

steak: I'm not a beef person. Like I said earlier, eat more chicken. 

the hottness of Ryan Reynolds: Go watch Drive. Go. Go now.

Jason Bourne: Confession: I've only seen the first of that trilogy :(

gumballs: I love gumball machines.

Noah's Arc: What like the party place? I think it's sufficiently lame.

Zippers: I am definitely way too entertained by them. 

Muppet Treasure Island: Never seen it.

Farms: I find them sort of romantic, I suppose. But I would NEVER want to live on one.

stars: STARS ARE SO MAGICAL <3 <3

clocks: There aren't enough hours in a day. I think clocks should be abolished. 

Johnny Depp: He's attractive and you know it.  

South Korea: I just feel bad for them at this point, ya know? 

flight: I wish I could fly. You know, like Superman.

otter pops: Okay, who's favorite part of summer isn't otter pops.

corndogs: Currently craving one. dangit.

Tigger: Confession, I still have a stuffed tigger doll from over 10 years ago.

Jelly Belly's: The only way to do jelly beans.

polka: Dots

Cocoa: Beans
Beans and Brew: OH my heck, don't even get me started.
Transformers (robots in disguise.)

Robot Chicken: ... ?

pancakes vs waffles: Both are excellent excuses to have a party. 

maple cotton candy: I can't.. I just can't.

pickles: DISGUSTING. End of story. K

the "I" before "E" rule: I before E except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!

Realtors: My dad's a realtor.. The nice kind.