Scuse me, did I do somethin wrong?

Ahem.
To all of you with a penis:
Actually, to a very specific handful of you.
To number 1: you're a whore and you know it, so not much can be said for you there, also you're attractive, so I don't see why you can't find someone other than me. I'm running out of excuses.
To number 2: you are SO good looking, don't be so awkward and clingy and you might have a chance somewhere. If I don't text you back in less than two minutes, it's probably because I have a life, NOT because you said something wrong. Geez.
To number 3: I don't even know what to say to you.... I don't know how you made me believe what I did about you for so long.. But as a wise man said, all good things must end. And that little fantasy world I was living in, the one where you were a respectable human being, came crashing down in a matter a hours. I did believe in you, once upon a time.
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my little brother... Has been spoiled so rotten..
I hope he grows out of it, because as of right now, I can't see him getting very far in life before something goes wrong and he throws a fit, blaming everyone but himself for his problems.. (probably something he learned from me..) and refusing to even function until he gets his way. Maybe he's just a little slow on the maturity track... Maybe it's just a personality trait of his "generation". But I REALLY don't remember acting like that when I was 13... I would have been spanked (which, at the time, was not considered child abuse) and sent to my room till I could behave.
Oh how times have changed.
And only in the short span of 4 years..
I can't wait to see what they're like another 4 years from now!