You're not as brave as you were at the start

***DON'T CLICK THE WORD "DATING" IT TAKES YOU TO A CREEPER SITE!!!!


FAQ:

Okay.. I actually don't have a list of "frequently asked questions", but if I did, I feel like they'd go a little something like this:

Cambria, why are you so dang awesome?
Well, to put it simply, some people just have awesome in their blood. People like me. I bleed awesome.

How come you're frigging hilarious?
Ahem, it's an art. That's all I have to say.

Will I ever be like you?
One day child, maybe.

Who are you in love with?
..... These are not the droids you are looking for... *hand wave*

Who is your favorite person?
ME. Obviously. LOL. No you're not. Whore.
Wow. Umm.. AngelaChandlerKateEmilyNathanANNDDonovan
That counts as one right?

What inspires you?
Breakfast?

Where do you shop?
Forever21, Target... and that's like.. it.

What is your biggest dream?
To be fashionable. (yes. shallow. I know.)

What are your plans for the future?
If you like it then you shoulda puta ring on it!
Ew. Marriage. Gross.

WHAT is your favorite COLOR?
I will get this question wrong........ mustard yellow and dark green.

Wow your friends must love you.
Oh, they do.

Are you dating Chandler?
Yes. HA!! Gotcha!!

Have you kissed Chandler?
.... Yes... HA! Fooled ya again!

Why are you wasting your time coming up with pretend FAQ's?
That, dear one, is an answer for when you are older.




In case you wanted to know, my breastes are very badly sunburned.
Ow. :(