8.05.2011

I have a tendency of getting very physical.

(For those of you to whom it means anything; 23)
I feel like a post of this nature is long over due.
Especially considering how much experience I have within the subject.
Plus, we all love talking about it.

Kissing.

Yes, yes I know how terrifyingly awkward the matter can be, but in all honesty, it's not that hard.
:) Really.

First off, as much as everyone talks about "French" kissing..  Tounge. Is not. Cool.
Seriously, I can't think of anything worse than a guy shoving his tongue down my throat.. okay I can. But that's irrelevant.
A little here, and a little there is fine, and quite enjoyable. But NO TONSIL TENNIS.
Gross.
Be meticulous.

Secondly, kissing is more fun at night. Don't ask me why, it just is. Plus it adds romance to the situation in general.

Thirdly, don't get carried away, especially if there are romantic feelings involved.. That just doesn't help anything. Keep it simple, and non-sweaty.

Fourth, if you have someone to kiss, kiss them often, and mean it.

Fifthly, ...fifthly is a really weird word... Don't kiss in small cars. It's awkward. And well.. yea it's just awkward.

Sixth, brush your teeth. Or chew gum. Or both. No one likes stinky breath.

Seventhly, Kiss a stranger sometime in your life, it makes for an excellent story. Especially if you were just kissing someone else.. It's actually a really amusing tale.

Eighthly, (I feel like a Knight of the Round Table counting like this), when you kiss someone, especially if it was planned,, or something. wear stretchy pants... Believe me, just do it. Especially if you will be kissing in a small car.. Even though I told you not to.

Ninthly, Smell good. And that's all I really need to say.
Actually... Depending on the situation, if you're a guy, smelling good isn't mandatory.

Tenthly, t-shirts are great.

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