River town is burnin, the clouds they roll on by

So. My body has this ridiculous vendetta against me for some reason.
Seriously, every single time I have something that I need to get done, it gives me some BS sickness/issue to deal with.
Like everyday for the past three weeks.
I've needed to go to absence school, but regardless of how many hours of sleep I get the night before, my body refuses to wake up on time!!!!
Do you have any idea as to how frustrating that is for me?
It's not even like I have any control over it!
He's just like, "Oh, hey! you needed to be up at 5:30? Nope, today you get to wake up at 12:17! AND have a headache that feels like DEATH! muahahaha!"
No joke, that's what he's thinking.
Yes my body is a male?
Don't ask questions.
Even if I set SEVEN freaking alarms!
dumb.
dumb dumb dumb.
It's very frustrating.
I'm not a fan. At all.
Now, thanks to my body (for the most part anyways) I have 11 effing absences to make up PLUS the 8 from last term PLUS 4 tardies from last term
annd I have exactly 23 sessions of make up left.
I have to use every single one of them
I love you body.
You're the bomb.