dear stupid male,

WHY IS IT THAT I AM CONSTANTLY ATTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF MALES WHO ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS!!!!
gaayyyyy!!!
This is probably the FIFTH time this has happened to me!
So some guy and I have a 'thing'. Nothing really happens, and we move on.
Said guy ends up dating someone else, (mutually known), annd all is well
THEN one day, said guy decides that it's totally okay to act like he DOESN'T have a girlfriend, and start hitting on me. I don't really realize it before it's too late, THEN I get in trouble
Sir,
go screw up someone else's emotional state.
Thanks.